Once upon a time lived a man in New England named Bernard Sanders. His friends called him Bernie. He was going to run for President of the United States of America and create great change for the people. He was going to make the world a better place. But his story actually begins in Brooklyn, 1953. Bullied as a youth, Bernie becomes interested in communism. Tired of the rich kids gloating their status in his face, he vows to never pay for another meal again. It's time for the government to pay for everything! As Bernie grows up, he is visited by the spirits of pioneering politicians, who guide him through the trenches of the political system and warn him of the dangers of the one percent. But nothing can deter Bernie's dreams. His journeys through the decades takes him through marijuana infused visits with Ben & Jerry, debates with Hillary Clinton and cocktails with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. The path to the White House may be paved with good intentions...usually... but Bernie's got a long and winding road to go if he's going to earn himself those free lunches.